Some self-obsessed mate or work chum is gonna lob some nasty comments your way and you can’t shake the feeling they’re aiming right at your noggin. But, don’t you dare adjust your plans or change your behaviour to keep ’em happy. As if! If you decide to spend about as much time with ’em as you would a case of the clap, who could blame ya? Oh, and here’s your lucky charm: A four-leaf clover. But remember, it ain’t no magic eraser for poor life choices. Better to have a bit of luck with you than a daft mate, right?

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