Cor, you’re working with some right clever clogs, aren’t you? The trick to your victory, dear, is to not go solo like a drunken karaoke singer but to join forces with your mates and office chums who’ve got the same eye on the prize. Keep your peepers on the finish line, and you’ll be surprised how it keeps you buzzing more than a double espresso. The way you’re banging on about your passions is giving folks a right good impression, it’s like you’re a street vendor selling the world’s best kebab. You’re bound to get some backup, even if it’s just to shut you up. Now, your lucky quirk for the day is your ability to turn a blind eye – it’s a bloody miracle, you can overlook anything, even your boss’s dodgy tie. Just remember, “What you can’t see won’t hurt you” – unless it’s a lamppost. And as for a lucky colour, let’s go with puke green – it’s as shocking as your taste in friends.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!