Blimey, your neighbour’s about to stick their snout into your family’s laundry basket of issues, and they’re gonna do a job that would make Mary Poppins look like a right old muppet. They’ll be in there, sorting out your mess with a flair that makes you look about as useful as a chocolate teapot. You’ll be gobsmacked at their knack for dealing with your circus and you’ll admit that if it were left up to you, it’d be a disaster worse than a hen night at the Queen Vic. Your lucky phrase for the day: “Blow me down with a feather!” Every time you say it, you’ll feel like a winner, even if you’re just using it as an excuse to avoid doing the washing up. Now, isn’t that a cheeky little stroke of luck!

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