Oi, despite some bigwig insisting that the current pickle is out of their mitts, you might spot a handful of sneaky backdoor tricks. Having a row with them will only stir the pot, mate. You might just have to pull a fast one and whip up a secret plan B. Lucky charm: A horseshoe. ‘Cause you’re knee-deep in horse manure right now, ain’t ya? Might as well see if some of it’s lucky.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!