Well, well, well, you’ve got a crystal clear vision of your future ambitions, haven’t you? It’s like a pint of Guinness – dark, frothy, and likely to leave you with a terrible hangover. Your mates and family get it, they really do. They understand you’re going for broke, aiming for the moon, hoping to land amongst the stars. Or in the gutter. Let’s not split hairs. These ‘targets’, as you call them, have become the bane of their existence, like a bad curry that just won’t quit. But, bless their cotton socks, they’re standing by you. Probably because they’re terrified of what you’ll do if left to your own devices. So, they’re offering their support, whether you like it or not. Sort of like a push-up bra – uncomfortable, but necessary. Here’s your lucky bit: “A stitch in time saves nine.” It’s a charming old saying, isn’t it? In your case, it might be more fitting to say “a stitch in time saves embarrassment.” But who am I to judge? Just remember it next time you’re about to make another of your infamous, rash decisions. At this point, your lucky charm might be a bloody miracle.

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