Darling, it seems as though you’ve been playing second fiddle in your own bloody opera. It’s like you’ve been stuck in a dodgy puppet show and some invisible git’s been pulling your strings. But now you’ve finally got your binoculars out and clocked who’s been dishing out the commands. Time to yank those strings away and start conducting your own chaos, love. On a side note, remember, a four-leaf clover is your lucky charm this week. Not that it’ll magically turn your life around, but at least you’ll have a pretty plant to look at while your world crumbles around you.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!