If your other half or office chum has been faffing about, dodging the bullet on your bright ideas, you’ll take it as a sign that they’d rather stick pins in their eyes than hop on board. But don’t let this put you off, my love. You’ve got the confidence of a peacock in a beauty pageant and there are plenty more fish in the sea ready to take their spot. Lucky tip: “Keep your knickers on!” – It’s a reminder not to get your pants in a twist when things don’t go your way. And let’s face it, a wedgie is hardly the height of fashion, darling!

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