Look ‘ere, mate, you’re bloody ready to roll up your sleeves and get down to the nitty-gritty of starting your personal or trade venture. You’re downright cheesed off with all these dithering twits taking forever to decide what socks to wear, let alone make any real decisions. One way or another, you’re chomping at the bit to get cracking on these lofty plans, and you’re as pleased as punch to go solo. Just a cheeky heads up though, your lucky charm for the day is a one-eyed frog. Don’t ask me why, I don’t write the rules – but maybe it’ll help you leap over all the bureaucratic bull.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!