Blimey, you’re about to be more treasured than the Queen’s corgis if you stick to your bloody word, mate. Spreading advice like a politician on speed, you’re about to make a splash in the old social pond. This lovey-dovey vibe is about as infectious as a bad bout of the clap. You’re standing on the edge of some group malarkey that’s about to kick off. You’ll be rubbing shoulders with a bunch of folks who are as trustworthy as a fox in a henhouse. This tickles your fancy like a feather in your knickers. Lucky charm: A feather from your neighbour’s garden. But don’t go nicking it like a magpie. It’s not like you’re already infamous in neighbourhood watch group chats, right?

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