Alright, listen up, you cheeky bugger. You’re all set to mop the floor with any leftover squabbles between you and your chum, but don’t get your knickers in a twist and start going off like a frog in a sock. If your noggin starts spinning tales about your mate’s loyalty, stick a sock in it, love. Just remember, there’s a decent number of people who give a monkey’s about you, and they’re not all having a laugh. Lucky charm: A four-leaf clover. But let’s be honest, with your luck, you’re more likely to find a three-legged rabbit.

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