Right, you cheeky scamp, it’s time to chew the fat with that one mate who’s always backing your wild pipe dreams, you know, the one who hasn’t realised they’re as likely to come true as pigs taking flight. They’ve got the gist of your lofty ambitions, even if they do think you’re a few sandwiches short of a picnic. Now, that soft touch of a relative of yours is about to cough up some dosh for ya. No, not for your next harebrained scheme, but for the rent and baked beans on toast you so desperately need. After all, the bank of Mum and Dad is always open, isn’t it? If you’re feeling a bit artsy-fartsy, it might be time to down the pint and pick up a paintbrush. Who knows, you might end up creating something more exciting than your usual beer mat doodles. If you’re lucky, it might even be worth more than a bag of chips. Lucky charm for you: a used lottery ticket. Sure, it didn’t win anything, but it’s a constant reminder that you’re as likely to strike it rich as you are to become the next Picasso. Chin up!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!