Blimey, you’ve been mulling over a bit of a proposition some cheeky sod has lobbed your way. You’re stuck in two minds, weighing up the risks and rewards like a dodgy market trader. If you’re running your own show, and you’ve stumbled upon a golden opportunity, jump on it like a tramp on a bag of chips. Your lucky charm for the day is a horseshoe, but let’s be honest, the only horse you’re likely to be near is the one in your Tesco’s lasagna.

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