Are you seriously going to let those dreary, dithering mates of yours drag you down, luv? You know the ones I mean, those relentless rascals who have you running round like a dog chasing its tail, and what do you get for it? Sweet Fanny Adams, that’s what! While you’re busy pandering to their every whim, life’s goodies are passing you by faster than a dieting diva at a doughnut shop. The more you keep up this charity work, the less time you’ll have to go after your own dreams. It’s about time you told them to take a long walk off a short pier, darling! And for your lucky charm, try sticking a four-leaf clover in your shoe. It might not bring you any luck, but at least it’ll give you a good excuse when you trip over your own two feet!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!