Blimey, it seems like one of your flatmates or some blood relative is crawling on their knees, begging for your pearls of wisdom. You’ll have to stick on your superhero cape, pet, and help them slog through the mud pit of their issues. Give them a nudge, make ’em spill the beans about all their petty dramas and worries. Apparently, you’re the lighthouse in the foggy mess of their existence. Isn’t that a laugh and a half? Your lucky charm: A chatty parrot. Useful for all those confessions you’ll be hearing. Just beware, the little bugger might start spilling your secrets too!

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