Blighty’s celestial forecast for you, love, reads like a saucy episode of EastEnders. You’re about to get a right royal opportunity to spruce up your nest and job, darling. Fancy being the boss of your own circus, do you? Well, brace yourself, it’ll be tougher than a stale crumpet, but the rewards could be as satisfying as a hot cuppa after a cold, rainy day. You won’t be alone, though. You’ll have more backup than the Queen’s Guard and a surprise contract will pop up like a streaker at a football match, boosting your odds of smashing it out of the park. Lucky charm: A rubber duck. Why, you ask? Well, why not? It floats, doesn’t it? And, if you can keep your head above water like our feathery, rubbery friend here, you’re in for a right good time.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!