Alright, darling, here’s the real deal: You’ve got some colourful idea that you’re convinced is going to make you the next Richard Branson. Well, let me tell you, sweetie, it’s about as likely as a vegan at a butcher’s convention. But, by some divine fluke, some bigwig is actually entertained by your little pipe dream. They reckon your creative doodling might just be worth a few bob. So, you’ll be turning your finger paintings into a goldmine and keeping the wolf from the door in style. Just remember, when you’re chinwagging with the high and mighty, don’t let your mouth run away with you. Trust that gut of yours. It’s been right about the last six diets you’ve tried, hasn’t it? Now, here’s your lucky charm: a rubber duck. Yes, you heard it right. Don’t question the duck, just go with it. It’s as mad as a box of frogs, but then again, so are you.

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