You’re wrestling with some seriously deep shit love, so put on those spectacles and have a proper gander at the circus around you. You might spot a mate or a colleague flailing about like a fish out of water. So, get ready to dive in and help, even if they’re as useful as a chocolate teapot. Lucky phrase for you: “Every cloud has a silver lining.” But remember, duck, sometimes it’s just the edge of a bloody big storm cloud, so keep your brolly handy!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!