You might find yourself up Shit Creek without a paddle, thanks to some nosy parker sticking their oar in. It’s right brassed off you are, and no mistake, ’cause your mate or work chum, who swore blind they’d have your back, is now doing a U-turn. You reckon they’ve left it a bit late in the day to start faffing about, but you’re up the creek without a paddle and not a pot to piss in. And your lucky charm? Remember that lucky rabbit’s foot you’ve got? Well, it wasn’t so lucky for the rabbit, was it? So, use your loaf and don’t rely on it too much, you daft twit!

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