Cor blimey, people are gobsmacked by the way you’ve put your noggin to work and handled all of life’s recent cock-ups. Even if some sod turned his nose up at your game plan, they can’t argue with the fact that you’ve pulled it off like a champ. Your gaffer’s raised the stakes and your craftiness has caught the eyes of the bigwigs. Brace yourself, a bloody brilliant chance is heading your way. Your lucky item for this week is a cricket bat. Not just handy for a game of sticky wicket, but also for bashing any naysayers who dare to question your genius. Remember, it’s not violence if they asked for it.

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