Cor blimey, ain’t it always a giggle and a half with your pals, eh? But hold your horses, because in the love department, things are about to go a bit Pete Tong. After sunset, your feelings will start frothing up like a pint of ale in a washing machine. Keep your loaf of bread screwed on though, don’t go all gaga and start making decisions that even a half-pissed pigeon wouldn’t agree to. Know your limits, or else you’ll find yourself up the creek without a paddle, or worse, in bed with one! Your lucky charm for the day is a rubber ducky. Not the kind you’re thinking, you dirty bugger! But hey, who knows? It might just float your boat or save you from a bathtub disaster. And remember, ‘If it quacks like a duck, and looks like a duck, it might just be your lucky break!’

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!