Blimey, after putting your bonkers brainbox to work on a right royal pain in the arse, you’re going to stumble into a victory, aren’t you? Sure, there’ll be a few naysayers, moaning and groaning about your unconventional ways, but sod ’em! They’ll be eating their words when they see the brilliant outcome you’ve pulled out of your hat. And here’s a little nugget for you, darling: Your lucky charm is a rusty old horseshoe. Might give your image a bit of a quirky edge, or it could just give you tetanus. Either way, it’s bound to be a laugh!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!