Listen up, darling, put your big girl knickers on and take a gander at the bloke or bird in your life. You’ve got this sixth sense, right. You’re like the bloody love whisperer, knowing exactly what makes them tick. But don’t get your knickers in a twist if you think it’s all about them. They’re not just there to look pretty, they’ve got your number too, and they’re ready to dish out some good loving. And while we’re at it, don’t go spending your dosh willy-nilly. If you’re splashing out on something pricier than a pint down the pub, make sure you’re not getting mugged off. Stick with the shops that give you a guarantee, so if it all goes pear-shaped, you’re not left with nothing but a sob story and an empty wallet. Lucky charm: A four-leaf clover. Not that it’ll do you any good, but at least it’ll give you something to do other than making poor life decisions.

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