Blimey, how’s your boss going to notice your efforts if you’re as visible as a black cat in a coal cellar? Don’t let that cheeky colleague of yours nick all the glory for your hard graft. It’s about time you started tooting your own horn, guv’nor. Unleash those weird and wonderful ideas of yours, it’ll be as liberating as streaking through the local park. Your lucky mantra for the day is, “If I don’t blow my own trumpet, who will?” A fitting phrase for those who are often overlooked. Say it with a wink and a nudge, mate. It might just tickle someone’s funny bone.

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