Cor blimey, you’re having a right dog’s dinner of a day, ain’t ya? You don’t want to be a wet blanket to your mates and office chums who seem to be on a bender having a whale of a time, but it feels like you’re stuck in a dreary episode of EastEnders. Work’s as exciting as watching paint dry, home feels as lively as a graveyard, and your significant other is getting on your wick. Trying to muster up enthusiasm for another team bash is about as appealing as a root canal. And here’s your lucky charm bit: Your lucky number is 13. Yeah, I know, unlucky for some, but you’re already knee-deep in the brown stuff so it can’t get much worse, can it? Give it a whirl, who knows, you might even find it a lucky escape from your current rut.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!