Well, brace yourself darling, your social life’s about to explode like a dodgy curry after a night out. Tootle off to some dreary nearby spot, it’ll lift your spirits, which frankly have been lower than a snake’s belly in a wagon rut. That new pencil-pusher at work or the nosy parker next door, they’ll suddenly seem as intriguing as a royal scandal. Oh, and if you’re unattached, you could find yourself fancying one of your workmates, just like a cat on a hot tin roof. Your charm and popularity are skyrocketing faster than the cost of living in London, putting you smack bang in the middle of the ballyhoo. As for your lucky charm: try wearing a pair of mismatched socks. It’ll either bring you good fortune or get you committed – either way, it’s bound to be a giggle.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!