Blimey, even your toaster’s decided to throw a wobbly, putting your plans on a bit of a sticky wicket. But don’t get your knickers in a twist, it’s just a minor hiccup. You’ll sort it out, even if it’s as welcome as a fart in a lift. Now, brace yourself, ’cause there’s a chance you’ll have an unexpected knock at the door. Could be the Queen, could be the taxman. Either way, it’s sure to be as thrilling as watching paint dry. Now, here’s a bit of a lark for you. Your lucky excuse is ‘a dog ate my power cord’. Try using that one when the taxman comes knocking, or to explain the state of your toast.

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