Blimey, don’t go trusting all these blighters to pass on your precious messages today, mate. Get your rear in gear and chinwag directly with your work chums and kin. Keep the reins tight on your natterings, or you’ll end up causing a right kerfuffle with all sorts of confusion. Be a good egg, sure, but don’t beat around the bush when it comes to your point of view. And for your lucky little ditty: “A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.” Just remember, that’s only true if your bird isn’t a squawking parrot with a foul mouth ‘ in that case, you’d be luckier shoving it back in the bush!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!