Right, listen up love, keep a beady eye on the ol’ dosh and your gear. There could be a right old barney brewin’ over a bit of tick you sorted a while back. Might be a chance you’ll rake in a few extra bob, but there’s as much chance of that as there is of Prince Charles takin’ up pole dancing. So, if you’re out splashing the cash, count your change – unless you’re as thick as a post – and hang on to your receipts, unless you’re planning on wallpapering your loo with them. Lucky phrase for you, darling: “Penny wise, pound foolish.” Bit of advice, use it when you’re out shopping for your knock-off designer gear. Might save you from buying another dodgy Gucci bag from the market.

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