Oi, listen up, love! Prepare to have your socks knocked off, as your gaffer and those old farts you work with start showering you with praise like a golden shower…but the kind that doesn’t require a mop. They’ll be expressing their gratitude with such fervour, you might just think they’ve mistaken you for the Queen. They’ll plant a big fat vote of confidence on your desk – might come in the form of a pay bump or a fancy new title. Don’t get your knickers in a twist, though. It’s likely to be more symbolic than substantial, like getting a chocolate teapot for your birthday. Still, it’s the thought that counts, innit? Just make sure to wipe that smug grin off your face before it becomes a permanent fixture. As for your lucky charm, it’s a rubber duck. Yeah, you heard me right, a flaming rubber duck. Why? Because when life gets as mad as a box of frogs, it’s a good reminder not to take things too seriously, and it might just keep you afloat when you’re up the creek without a paddle. Just don’t get any funny ideas about taking it to the bath with you, cheeky!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!