You’re all about keeping your gaff as mellow as a cucumber sandwich at a garden party, even though it’s like trying to juggle flaming bagpipes. Got a bit of a barney brewing with a flatmate or blood relative? That’s down to your dodging the issue like a fox in a hen house. What you’ve got to spill is about as welcome as a fart in a lift, but you’ve got to ‘fess up and spill your beans, mate. Lucky bit: Keep your peepers peeled for a four-leaf clover. Not that it’ll do much good – you’ll probably have more luck finding a vegetarian at a steakhouse.

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