Keep a decent gap between you and the fam, mate. There’s an old biddy in the mix who’s got her beady eyes on your soft spots. She’s keen to make you her puppet, and couldn’t give two hoots about anyone else’s feelings. Best advice? Give her the old royal wave and keep your distance. Lucky charm for you? A corkscrew! Not only handy for popping open a bottle of plonk when Aunt Agatha’s on the warpath, but also great for keeping her at bay. That’s your little secret weapon, and don’t forget to smirk while you’re at it!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!