You’ve drawn the short straw and landed a group task with those cock-eyed colleagues or nosy neighbours of yours. But brace yourself, love, because the revelation is bigger than the Queen’s handbag – it’s going to be easier than convincing a Londoner to get a pint in a pub. Why, you ask? Well, everyone’s suddenly turned as friendly as a Labrador on a bacon farm. It’s like they’ve all been at the magic mushrooms, so in sync they are, anticipating each other’s needs like a married couple on their golden anniversary. Frankly, it’s so harmonious, you’d think they were competing for Britain’s Got Talent. And here’s your lucky break: “When life gives you lemons, ask for salt and tequila”, because that’s your lucky charm, love. As about as much use as a chocolate teapot, but it should get a chuckle out of the postman.

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