Well, I’ll be blowed! This week you’ll be nattering on about all sorts of bigwigs and happenings that you’re well acquainted with, mate. But here’s the kicker, it ain’t about who’s in your black book or what’s going on in your life, it’s all about how you blather on about them. Swagger on with your tales and watch them work wonders for you, you cheeky git! On a separate note, a four-leaf clover might just be your lucky charm. But don’t go trampling all over your neighbour’s garden searching for one. It’s not like it’s going to suddenly make you any less of a twit, now is it?

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!