You’re finally pulling your finger out and making some half-decent money moves, ain’t ya? I mean, it’s about bloody time you showed your kin you ain’t just lobbing your dosh about like confetti at a wedding. And, lo and behold, your other half or your roomie, who’s probably been silently judging your financial fumbles, will now start to cheer from the sidelines. It’s like watching a miracle, except it’s not water to wine, it’s just you not being a complete numpty with your quids. Added lucky charm: Keep a shiny new penny in your shoe. It’s said to bring prosperity. Just mind you don’t trip over, you klutz. It’d be just your luck to end up in A&E over a lucky charm, wouldn’t it?

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