You’re absolutely chuffed to bits to trade banter and blather with the rest of the rabble, but is there a nosy parker poking their beak too far into your biscuits? While you’re all for a bit of chinwag and camaraderie, if your alarm bells are clanging louder than Big Ben at noon about someone, best keep your gob firmly shut about certain matters, eh? No need to broadcast your dirty laundry like it’s the season finale of EastEnders. Here’s a lucky charm for you: a copper penny. Just like your secrets, best to keep it hidden in your shoe! And remember, it’s only unlucky if it’s tails up – but then again, we’ve all had our bad days, haven’t we?

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!