Blimey love, if you cock it up, don’t get your knickers in a twist. We’re all a bit rubbish sometimes, no need to play hide-and-seek with your gaffes. Fess up to the cock-ups, and some know-it-all will swoop in like a superhero to show you how not to be a complete muppet. If you’re hunting for a job, look for something that allows you to use your noggin a bit, not just for balancing a pint on. And here’s a bit of advice, your lucky charm is a rubber duck. Why? Because even when you’re sinking, at least you’ll have a bloody duck to keep you company. Now, isn’t that quacking great?

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