Keep that noggin of yours raised love, show off that smidge of confidence you’ve got hidden in there somewhere. Even if everyone’s having a right laugh at your daft ideas, don’t let ’em put a kink in your noggin’s workings. Stand your ground, you stubborn mule. When you strut about like you’re the dog’s bollocks, it makes all those cheeky sods mocking you look like complete numpties. And for a bit of luck, keep an eye out for number 7. It’s your lucky number, darling. Popping up more frequently than your ex at a family do. Remember, seven is the magic number, unless we’re talking about the number of husbands you’ve had, then maybe slow down, love.

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