Blimey, you’re feeling all bloomin’ generous, ain’t ya? Chucking away your dosh like it’s going out of fashion! You’ve had a bit of a windfall and instead of squirreling it away for a rainy day, you’re out there spending like a sailor on shore leave. But you’re not bothered, are you? Not even a smidgen of guilt! You’re more like, “Sod it, I’m having a laugh!” Lucky charm: A moth-eaten old sock. Yeah, sounds bonkers, doesn’t it? But remember, it’s not about the sock, it’s about the laugh you’ll have when you pull it out of your pocket in public.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!