It seems you’ve got a glow brighter than Blackpool Illuminations, and it’s this razzle-dazzle that’s keeping your spirits so high, you’d make Mary Poppins look like a downer. And, get this, there’s some sneaky so-and-so in the wings, givin’ you the ol’ eyeball. You’re so chuffed, you’ll be prancing about like a peacock on parade, trying to impress ’em. Your lucky charm: A jammy dodger. Why? Well, let’s face it, you’re already dodging life like a pro, might as well have a biscuit while you’re at it!

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