Before you even think about taking on another task as burdensome as your ex, give yourself a good slap and think twice! We’ve all witnessed your decision-making skills on par with a goldfish. Some of your so-called teammates, with brains as plentiful as hair on a billiard ball, will start spouting ideas as brilliant as a black hole. And you, of course, concocting some secret plan like a James Bond wannabe, will be tempted to dive in headfirst, just like you did with that expired pint last Friday. But hold your horses, love. You’ve got about as much chance of success as a chocolate teapot in a sauna. So contemplate your move carefully, before you expose your blunder to the world. Now, your lucky charm for today is a four-leaf clover. But knowing you, you’d probably mistake poison ivy for it and end up with an itchy bum. Best of luck with that!

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