Love a duck, you’ve got an invite to some local do – probably a jumble sale or a vicar’s tea party. You ought to give it a butcher’s, even if it sounds like watching paint dry. It won’t be a piece of cake, but you might actually get your jollies off the hurdles that spring up. Meanwhile, there’s a certain someone feeling as redundant as a chocolate teapot ’cause you’re too busy gallivanting about, playing kiss chase with the neighbourhood watch. But don’t get your knickers in a twist, your mates are as chipper as a box of budgies. Lucky tip for ya, when life gives you lemons, make gin and tonic – it’s a guaranteed way to get through any tedious community event unscathed. Just remember, don’t get caught nicking the vicar’s biscuits.

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