Morning chinwag, quiz, or chin-wag could have you feeling as ruffled as a rooster in a henhouse, but once it’s all done and dusted, you’ll be wondering why you got your knickers in such a twist. Everything will be tickety-boo for you, but not everyone will be sharing your sigh of relief. There’ll be some poor sod feeling like they’ve been up the creek without a paddle. Your lucky charm, darling, is a four-leaf clover. But let’s be honest, you’d have as much luck finding one as a one-legged man in an arse-kicking contest. Keep it in your pocket, or better yet, in your bra – it’s not like anyone’s going in there anytime soon!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!