You’re feeling about as creative as a pigeon in a paint factory and just as messy. You’re not keen on having a chinwag with yourself, are you? You’d rather be in the thick of it with your mates, stirring up all sorts of nonsense. You’re having a jolly good time, prancing about like a monkey on hot bricks. You’d love your other half to hop in and join the madness. But, just when you’re ready to throw your best moves, they drop a bombshell – they’d rather watch paint dry. What a sodding party pooper! Lucky phrase for you: ‘A stitch in time saves nine’. Although, with your luck, you’d probably prick your finger and end up in A&E.

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