You’re so keen on helping others, you’d give your last crumpet to a starving pigeon, wouldn’t you? Always ready to roll up your sleeves and dive headfirst into the charity shop bin for a good cause. You’re that bloke who insists on helping old ladies cross the street, even when they’re just standing at the bus stop. You’re so keen to make a difference, you’re practically a one-person episode of DIY SOS. Get ready to feel like a right saint this week as you find yourself knee-deep in used tea bags at a local soup kitchen or wrestling with an ungrateful cat at the RSPCA. It’s a dirty job, but someone’s got to do it, and that someone is apparently you, you bleeding heart. Your lucky phrase for the week is ‘Many hands make light work,’ but in your case, it’s more like ‘One mug gets all the work.’ Your lucky colour is ‘charity shop beige’, the perfect camouflage for when you’re elbow-deep in the donation bin.

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