If your current scene is as dreary as watching paint dry on a rainy Monday in Manchester, don’t feel like you’ve got to stick around. Don’t wait for some other mug to step in and change things, ‘cos they’re as reliable as a chocolate teapot. You’ve got to get off your backside and do the dirty work yourself, love. Life’s supposed to be as wild and thrilling as a streaker at a cricket match, not stuck in the doldrums! So why the bloody hell are you stuck in a place that feels as right as a vegan at a butchers? And here’s a little bit of charm for you: your lucky number this week is 13. Yeah, I know, it’s as traditionally lucky as a black cat crossing your path under a ladder on Friday the 13th. But hey, maybe it’s your turn to show the universe you can make your own luck!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!