Listen here, darling, it seems you’ve got some nitwit at work, professional or otherwise, who’s got their knickers in a twist about your grand plans. Perhaps they’re just a bit thick in the head or maybe they’re just a sour-faced old codger. Either way, don’t let their nattering get under your skin. Chances are, they’re like this with everyone – spreading their misery about like it’s confetti at a wedding. And for your little nugget of fortune, the lucky colour is green. So, put on those hideous green socks that Aunt Mabel knitted for you. You never know, they might just bring you some luck, or at least scare off that grumpy bugger at work.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!