Oi, listen up, you job-dodging dreamer! This week you’re going to be more needy than a Kardashian at an Instagram convention. You’re gagging for a bit of recognition, aren’t you? You’re yearning for validation like a vegan in a steakhouse. You’re starting to see the point of actually doing something worthwhile instead of just moping about. Bit of advice, darling: change your tune and stop approaching tasks like a sloth on tranquillisers. And here’s your lucky charm: a post-it note. Stick it on your forehead, maybe it’ll remind you to stop being such a diva. How’s that for innovative?

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!