Oi, listen up, you need to dodge those touchy subjects like a fox in a hen house. No chatter about God, the PM or the latest Banksy. You’ll get ideas popping up like a Jack-in-the-box on your little jaunts, your doodling, even your fancy handwriting. And if that happens, some virtual mate will be egging you on like you’re the next Shakespeare. And those lady friends of yours, bless ’em, they’ll be pouring love on you like a pint of warm ale, doesn’t matter who you are or what sort of pickle you’re in. Now, your lucky phrase for the day is ‘Duck in a pond’. Might sound daft, but it’s got more luck in it than a four-leaf clover in a rabbit’s foot. You’ll need it when your boss asks about that report you were supposed to do last week!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!