Oi, you silver-tongued devil, you! You’ve slathered on the charm thicker than Marmite on toast, and it’s working a treat. You’re so popular right now, even the Queen’s corgis are wagging their tails at the sound of your name. So, go on, use that charisma like a London cabbie uses his horn – to get exactly what you want. Remember though, love, people are a bit like digestive biscuits: press too hard and they’ll crumble. And here’s your lucky bit of twaddle for the day: “A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush,” but considering what’s been going on lately, you’d be lucky to find a bird willing to come within a mile of your bush. So, keep your hands clean, and maybe you’ll get lucky. Remember, it’s always easier to wash your hands than it is to grow a new bush!

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