Right, listen up, you cheeky bugger! Having a chinwag with your bros, sissies and other misfits you call family can be as awkward as a fart in a lift, especially when you’re skirting around topics juicier than a Christmas turkey. On the bright side, your social life is buzzing like a bee on a Red Bull binge, so that’s something. Expect a flurry of invites to shindigs that’ll make the Queen’s garden party look like a PTA meeting. Now, if you’ve got a job interview lined up, don�t just scrub up, darling, you better shine like the top of the Blackpool tower. Remember, first impressions count, unless you’ve got a face for radio, then you’re in a bit of a pickle. Here’s a tip: Your lucky colour is purple. Why? Because it’s the colour of royalty, darling, and with the amount of drama in your life, you’re practically the bloody Queen. So, slap that purple on and strut your stuff like you’ve got a Corgi up your backside. Now, off you pop and cause a scandal!

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